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Eye Color: [] Blue - $100 [] Green - $75 [] Brown - $50 [X] Hazel - $25 [] Other - $15
Total: $40
Height: [] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175 [] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150 [X] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75 [] 5′0″ to 5′4″ - $45 [] Under 5′ - $35
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"Ah, Trolls. Such an interesting species. They're almost like humans: Varying in intelligence, great in numbers, and they hate everything. A being who loves to pick at others, delivering insults and profanity until eventually the target snaps and bans them, allowing the Troll to slink back, snortlaughing silently to themselves as they craft a new identity to, perhaps, do it again.
All of it, though, is to shield themselves from the knowledge that they are just a screaming face among a vast sea of screaming faces, though they have chosen one particular thing to scream about. Deny it as they might, the goal of all Trolls is to, one day, hopefully get more recognized by others, even if their name is spat out in hatred.
So, what does one do about a screaming, attention-seeking face? My suggestion is earplugs. Cheap, efficient, and they make the guy shouting at you look like a dick. Translated into innanet terms, it means let the guy's post sit and rot."
This makes you look like an fgt.
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All of it, though, is to shield themselves from the knowledge that they are just a screaming face among a vast sea of screaming faces, though they have chosen one particular thing to scream about. Deny it as they might, the goal of all Trolls is to, one day, hopefully get more recognized by others, even if their name is spat out in hatred.
So, what does one do about a screaming, attention-seeking face? My suggestion is earplugs. Cheap, efficient, and they make the guy shouting at you look like a dick. Translated into innanet terms, it means let the guy's post sit and rot."
This makes you look like an fgt.
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Please, PLEASE at least put some effort into it D:. That, or don't post at all. Either one is fine with me.
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Nothing to see here. Move along.
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DAMMIT I SAID MOVE ALONG!
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... This has all been said during sex.
"YOU'RE PRETTY INDECISIVE FOR SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO GET FUCKED BY A CARROT." - ~Faquet
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Nothing to see here. Move along.
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DAMMIT I SAID MOVE ALONG!
>'Cept
WELP
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THE LINK COMPELS YOU TO CLICK IT
... This has all been said during sex.
"YOU'RE PRETTY INDECISIVE FOR SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO GET FUCKED BY A CARROT." - ~Faquet
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THE LINK COMPELS YOU TO CLICK IT
... This has all been said during sex.
"YOU'RE PRETTY INDECISIVE FOR SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO GET FUCKED BY A CARROT." - ~Faquet
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